Mateo Lucia Amelia NovelMy Wife’s Best Guy Friend Had Constipation, So I Used Super Glue on Him

I was a man who got married into a rich family and live by staying at home.
Meanwhile, my wife played around a lot and often brought random men home. If she didnt plan on treating me like a human being, then fine. I wouldnt act like one either. At least, my mother-in-law, Amelia, cared about me.

Mateo, Asher is a bit constipated. Go buy him a laxative. LaxaTube should be fine. Lucias voice came from upstairs while I sat on the villa sofa playing PS5 with my mother-in-law.
She brought another man home and ordered you to buy that guy LaxaTube? That kid really didnt treat you like a person.
My mother-in-law, who was three years younger than me, slapped her thigh angrily and rolled up her sleeves. Too bad I was only her stepmom. If I were her real mom, Id beat her!
What could I do? She had money. I dropped the controller and went to buy the LaxaTube. Except, it was the special kind.
Not long after I returned home, I went upstairs and knocked on the bedroom door.
Asher opened it shirtless. He gave me a cold smirk and whispered, Im sleeping in your room and Im ordering you around to buy medicine. Doesnt that piss you off?
Oh wow, Im soooo pissed right now. I get along with his words while using exaggerated tone.
Asher looked like hed punched a pillow. Then, he snatched the LaxaTube from my hand angrily.
However, the LaxaTube didn't make him better, instead he got it much worse!
At that time, I saw Lucia lying on the bed, scrolling her phone. Her nightdress was short and nearly see-through, showing off her perfect figure.
Damn. She had never worn that for me. But this dog Asher got the new skin unlocked?
I turned and walked away without taking a second look.
Lets continue our game, Mom, I smiled at my mother-in-law and sat beside her.
Amelia frowned. Good son, Im three years younger than you. Can you please stop calling me Mom?
Well, seniority matters in this household, I smirked.
But Amelia glanced upstairs and then looked at me with sympathy.
Look at you. Do you even look like a real man anymore? Lucia stayed out all night and that was bad enough, but today she even brought a man home. Amelia snorted. My dear son, could you stop accepting things and be a more manly man just once?
AHHHHHHH!
Before I could answer, a mans scream suddenly broke out from upstairs.
Then I saw Lucia rushing downstairs wearing only her nightdress with a coat thrown over it. Asher ran after her, only wearing big shorts while running even faster than she did.
Mateo, you bastard! I told you to buy LaxaTube and you bought Crazy Glue? Are you trying to kill me?!
My ass was glued shut tighter than a bank vault! Asher hopped around, holding his stomach and cursing, Why do I wanna poop so bad?!
Stop yelling! Were going to the hospital! Lucia shouted, then pointed at me. What are you standing there for? Go start the car!
Your humble servant obeys! I cupped my hands dramatically, grabbed the keys and headed to the garage.
Amelia rushed after me, laughing so hard she almost collapsed on the floor. Oh my god, this was insane! Missing this wouldve shortened my life!
She was wearing a beige knit top over a black camisole, the black straps lying on her smooth shoulders. That looked insanely sexy.
She was generously sized and when she ran, there was this bouncy jiggle physics that anyone could see.
It was like one of those borderline-sexy TikTok videos where the big-chested girls shake around and the BGM goes: Lets shake, shake with the sun!
Hurry! Drive! I cant wait to watch the rest of the chaos! Amelia jumped into the passenger seat and shouted.
I floored the gas pedal and the car shot out of the driveway.


I had been driving for almost three minutes when my phone rang. I glanced at the screen and saw Lucia was calling.
Was she sick? Why was she calling me when she was literally in the car?
Wait. Where were Lucia and Asher?
I slammed the brakes and looked back. Damn! The back seat was completely empty.
Hello, my dear wife, what are your orders? I answered the call.
Fuck youWheres the car?! Where the hell did you drive off to?! Hurry up and get back here! Ashers voice shouted from the background.
I whipped the car around and sped back.
Meanwhile, Amelia next to me was laughing so hard she almost passed out; her plump bosom almost shook right off. I nearly fainted just watching her.
A few minutes later, I drove back to the villa.
Lucia helped Asher into the car and glared at me. Mateo, if anything happens to Ash, I'll not let you off the hook!
The LaxaTube was the problmatic one, why are you blaming me for? I defended myself but didnt start the car.
Hurry up and drive! Lucia snapped.
I swear, why did you drive off to?! Were you trying to kill me?! Asher was crying and rolling in the seat, clutching his stomach.
Relax. No need to panic. Actually, I had a reason for driving ahead. Youve played League of Legends, right? You know Teemo? You know his voice line? 'I went ahead to scout! I explained with serious tone.
Scout my ass! Asher screamed.
Lucia kept a straight face, trying not to laugh and almost failed.
WAHAHAHAHA! Amelia was laughing like a pig, smacking my arm while laughing too hard.
But she hit me right as I was driving and my arm hurt. My hand twitched a bit and the steering wheel shook. Eventually, we crashed straight into a streetlamp.
Right then, the car stopped dead.
What happened? Ashers voice was full of despair.
Useless trash! Do you even know how to drive?! Lucia was furious.
Seeing Ashers pale face, I worried he might actually die in the car, so I stopped messing around and drove with more seriousness.
The road was clear that time. So, we reached the nearest hospital in about ten minutes.
Emergency staff rushed Asher inside.
A young nurse asked, What symptoms does the patient have?
Oh! He used Crazy Glue instead of LaxaTube! Amelia raised her hand like a schoolkid, answering proudly and cutely.
W-what? The nurse froze, then hurried into the ER to tell the doctor.
They were definitely going to need surgery. Soon, the emergency room became busy.
Amelia and I sat in the hallway, both trying not to laugh.
Meanwhile, Lucia paced back and forth in front of. Obviously, she was furious. Finally, she stopped and pointed at me with a trembling finger.
Mateo! Even if youre jealous, you cant go this far!
What does this have to do with me? I'm just giving him LaxaTube like you asked! I felt extremely wronged.
Oh, the cover was LaxaTube alright. But someone, clearly, switched the contents to Crazy Glue! Lucia yelled before slapping my cheek.
SLAP!
I dodged and her slap landed straight on the metal IV stand beside the bench. Lucia was soft and delicate woman, so she yelped in pain immediately.
Dont you dare threaten me. When I said, I didnt do it, then that means I really didnt do it, I said.
I continued, But if you need to get some revenge. Fine, Ill take you on!


Ill go turn myself in. Ill tell the police Im the son-in-law of the richest family in Frostgale City. I continued confronting Lucia. And just tell the truth: you brought a man home and then you told me to buy LaxaTube and--
Lucia cut me off in panic. Shut up! If you dare say that to anyone, I'll make you suffer with my own hands! Just like that, she quickly walked away.
She looks scared. Amelia asked like a curious child. But why though? Does she have to be that scared?